Field Hockey Stick Reward

I can understand the sentimental value, but, kids, it's time one of you ponied up and bought dear 'ol Dad a real cane:

"REWARD!

Dear 'ol Dad has misplaced his old field hockey stick he uses for his cane. It has very little monetary value. But HUGE sentimental value. Please help us find it for him.

Please call xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxxx

Thank-you! The Reward is very generous!

Seen in that gas station south of Detroit Lakes, and just north of WE Fest on 59.