Fart on Pet

English teachers at Ben Franklin Junior High in Fargo, only a block away from this sign, must be patting themselves on the back. Some students actually paid attention on anagram day:

I'm not sure what they did with the extra 'R' when rearranging 'APT FOR RENT', but they did 'fix' both sides the same way.

Parakeet Shredding

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Poodles From Space!

Most groomers try to make the dog look more like what we think a dog is supposed to look like -- and then there's this kind of groomer:

Be sure to visit the slideshow...it's...enlightening.

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