The Only Explanation

The photo on the left has been passed around the internet for a while, causing much consternation about how the guy could even walk in those pants without looking like a goofball. Now that we've got the diagram on the right, things make much, much more sense:

Be Careful With The "Home Row"

Giving a new, more-girlfriend-friendly definition to the concept of "HOMEROWED!", some over-creative design student has come up with the idea of embedding a flexible keyboard into your crotch. Well, in front of your crotch, but be careful when you have impure thoughts lest your keyboard inadvertently type "NTHUJUY66NHYYHIUY7UTNH75BBBBB" accidentally.

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