Oscar Meyer Wienermobile Crash

Oh, the humanity! The crash started a small file, engulfing the community with the savory flavor of the finest beef sausages ever made by mankind.



Sorry, no, there was no fire. Left in drive, the wienermobile wrangler stepped on the gas and lept forward into the house when she tried to back up.

Long-Term Car Owners

I recently noticed a guy I knew in High School finally bought a new pickup: it was old when he first got it, and up until this spring he had driven it around for his lawncare business. As you might expect, as a work truck, it had been slowly falling apart and crumpling up for the past twenty years; while he's pretty much looked the same, the truck aged -- unlike these long-term vehicle owners, who've stopped their cars from aging but were unable to prevent the passage of time for themselves:

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