No, It's Not Good At All

You know I love Banksy, and Simon Cowell does now, too, thanks to a million-dollar gift from Santa. Cowell got the above artwork by Banksy, a poorly photoshopped version of Degas' Dance Class At The Opera, with the bitchy American Idol judge included, ready to release a deluge of insulting cruelty on the Victorian ballerina before him. Maybe she can come back next year, after getting some professional training first.

Banksy: Not Caught On Video This Time

While Banksy allowed himself to be caught on film not too long ago, his recent installment teases the video-observed world by operating directly underneath a CCD camera: