Giant Olive Attack!

The concept meeting started out fine, electing to use interesting stock photos, relevant to corporate and industrial law, to give the website a polished feel. After the wine coolers began to flow, the designers felt something was missing: an iconic, readily identifiable object. The law office is of Bryant Miller Olive needs something for people to recognize...what could it be?




"It's sure a good thing Mr. Olive made it to this meeting - we never could have solved Arab-Israeli peace without an olive present!"

"Mister--MISTER! Watch your step, this place is full of OLIVES!"


"Sorry, sir, you're not getting past the Port Authority without being quarantined and checked for worms."

Lack of proper Giant Olive safety procedures left fifty three construction workers dead that fateful day.


I'm just a bill, yes, I'm only a bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill. Well, it's a long, long journey to the capital city. It's a long, long wait while I'm sitting in committee, but I know I'll be a law someday -- at least I hope and pray that I will...but today I am still just a bill.

(note that I sorted photos in terms of size, to make it look like they were growing and about to consume the earth.)

Santa: Child Abuser?

Contextual-based ads, will you ever stop being hilarious? This is what I got during my search for screaming-kids-on-santa's-lap photos. No, really, kentucky.com, tell us why you think kids should be so terrified of Santa's lap:

Love For Worms

DEAR GOD - KILL IT WITH FIRE!



On second thought, it appears to be an ad for deworming your pets with something other than fire, so your puppy's ass doesn't burn like fire. Hooray!

McCain & Obama, Two D.C. Dogs

Nature Magazine's graphic artists should maybe have talked to advertising sales about moving the back cover to the inside back cover:


From Daily Mail, via.

Puppy Jaggies Sell Camera

You really need a higher-resolution camera when things in real life look all pixellated and jaggy:

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Jeremy Davies Sells For Subaru, 1993

Daniel Faraday, it seems, went on the wrong heading to the Island, thus being thrust back in time to shill for Subaru. And then his head exploded because he lost his Constant. Sad thing it is, being unstuck in advertising.

Kill Bill Bloody Billboard

Man, I knew I shouldn't have parked my car there:

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No Wrestlemania Nipples In Florida

Nipples are forbidden by local statues, removing the obvious mamallian features of these wrestlers:

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