Chipmunk Jedi

Few creatures of burden were of more use to the Empire than the Giant Chipmunk. It's too bad those parts of the movie were cut. Better than those damn Ewoks.


The above photo is not a photoshop. Photographer Chris McVeigh, rather than doing his laundry or solving world peace, devoted his spare time to training his neighborhood wild squirrels to tolerate being photographed with toys. When almonds are involved, a squirrel will put up with all kinds of crap.

Oscar Meyer Wienermobile Crash

Oh, the humanity! The crash started a small file, engulfing the community with the savory flavor of the finest beef sausages ever made by mankind.



Sorry, no, there was no fire. Left in drive, the wienermobile wrangler stepped on the gas and lept forward into the house when she tried to back up.

Chuck E Cheese In History

Who knew Chuck E Cheese has been around so long? I wonder if Grandpa liked the pizza back then:

"Where a child can behave as a ruffian without fear of being flogged" really gets the point across, but I can see why they shortened it over the years.

Parakeet Shredding

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Light Tests

In a similar vein to the china girl, pro photographers set their lighting and cameras based on reference material. They usually get tossed, but this is the internet: there's a place for everything to get saved:

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A Chair Chair

Sadly, this would be difficult to do with an ottoman:

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Field Hockey Stick Reward

I can understand the sentimental value, but, kids, it's time one of you ponied up and bought dear 'ol Dad a real cane:

"REWARD!

Dear 'ol Dad has misplaced his old field hockey stick he uses for his cane. It has very little monetary value. But HUGE sentimental value. Please help us find it for him.

Please call xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxxx

Thank-you! The Reward is very generous!

Seen in that gas station south of Detroit Lakes, and just north of WE Fest on 59.