Short Big…amist

Facebook’s RECAPTCHA is psychic: how’d they know my favorite rapper was Shorty Bigamist? He’s a white, Episcopalian salesman who has a couple kids in Houston, a couple in St Louis, but calls Chicago his home – most of his raps are about the difficulty of scheduling around three Christmases, or the advantage of using the same cute nickname for all three wives:

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