Ah, the life of a squirrel: using data, scientists have discovered that squirrels born in the lap of luxury live longer, are healthier, and have happier lives than squirrels on the skids. Hm. Squirrels on the Skids would be a great Rockabilly band name. Anyhow, since I can’t add any more to biological studies and data, here’s a happy, healthy squirrel born with a Ricky Schroeder in its mouth:
